Beautifully painted handguns that go great with Gramma’s silver. See more here.
Fake guns that are painted like delicate China
Published by May 5th, 2008 in awesomeness. 0 CommentsI have two buddies, who if you smashed them together, would look exactly like this guy. And, if they rapped, I think they’d rap like this guy too.
This is seriously funny stuff.
More proof kids don’t fear punishment enough these days
Published by May 1st, 2008 in rants. 2 CommentsAlright. I often joke about looking forward to being a disciplinarian father when Holly and I ever get around to having kids. And I also often joke about the state of America and how nobody really fears punishment these days. That crime just seems to be increasing because our punishment system isn’t severe enough to be a detractor. This is normally where I chime in that public humiliation and bringing back the public stocks should be implemented. It’s more of a way to get a rise out of people or see how they feel about certain things, and I’m easily entertained by ridiculous conversations.
However, when I saw this video, again, my mind wandered back in time to a day where this kid would get the living sh!t kicked out of him after pulling a stunt like this. And that there is no way in hell he’d be seen on camera for days or weeks without fear and trembling and honest remorse visible in his soul. Instead, he seems to be bragging about what he did, and thinks a weekend without video games would be plenty of punishment for his “hood rat” stunts. Come on people… am I really that off?
Geeks take pictures of geek. It is totally normal for people to take photos of just the unboxing of their new toy (especially when they’ve just been released), posting them online, and being the source of envy.
In this case, the product has been around for a while, but that doesn’t stop this iPhone unboxing to be awesome.
Those little guys are working so hard. Click here to see the full set.
I’m amused and ashamed
Published by April 21st, 2008 in Things to Buy, awesomeness and funny. 3 CommentsThe Kit-In Box is trying to solve all of your cat-on-desk needs. It’s awesome.
My buddy Matt King sent this over and I immediately understood it’s relevance, and was horrified by its existence. I present it to you.
Found @ Popgadget, they write it up beautifully:
Our cat knows better than to step on or try to sleep on our computer keyboards, but boy does she love to position herself riiight next to them so that some of her fur and extra chub “accidentally” cover a few keys. Coupled with her strange habit of rubbing her face against the sides and corners of monitors and notebook screens, she certainly does her part in encouraging us to procrastinate and “finish up tomorrow.”
She’s too adorable and squishy to ignore or scold, of course, so it’s obviously out of everyone’s control. The only solution? The Kit-In Box wooden pet bed.
The chain actually started with Stacy, Matt just passed it along.
A Russian man gets drunk with a buddy, gets stabbed in the back, doesn’t notice. Goes home and has some sausage.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7353025.stm
Great story…
I admit it. I have no clue what’s going on. I must be so completely out of the loop, a loop I guess I was never invited to in the first place.
But honestly. WTF. Kellogg’s Breakfast cereal is hardcore urban wear? I am truly amazed.
Hope this makes you laugh… or cry.
Over the past 10 days, I spent 3 in LA with my bestest-friend-of-all-time Jason Pollock, and 7 in the Pacific Ocean on a giant boat. It was pretty awesome. The tacos at Pepe’s in Puerto Vallarta were pretty much the highlight of the trip. That and endless bacon (although, it was buffet-bacon, which is slightly less exciting than true bacon).
I’ll try and post some photos when I get a chance.
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When I first arrived at LAX, I noticed this advertisement for LG phones. I thought it was pretty ridiculous.
Keep in mind this is NOT the iPhone, but a competitor. My wife didn’t even realize that. I pointed it out and she thought it WAS an iPhone ad. LG should be ashamed of themselves.
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Lastly, here’s a funny Onion news segment satirizing the popularity of trailers over the bad movies they promote.
Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film
My fascination with bacon never ends. And today, Matt sent me this beautiful blog post about someone using bacon to create little bacon-dishes for a breadless BLT. OMG AMAZING.
Here’s a photo from their handiwork:
Read the whole story and their trial and error with forming the perfect bacon dish.
I can’t honestly tell you how bad my mouth is watering.
I still have a cold. Since Monday, February 11th.
I have blown my nose almost every hour for the past 2 weeks. And honestly, the amount of crap coming out of my nose the past few days is starting to impress God.
