I’m sitting at work, and I instant message Holly the details on going to help my friend move tonight. The only request my friends have is if we can bring over some beer. So, I give Holly a few options, letting her know how many people are going to be there, and whether or not they’re the “drink more than one” type of people.
She responds with a sarcastic “thanks j. I appreciate you laying out those options there.”
What a peach, right?
So, I come back with an old favorite, telling her to go grab a spoon (inside joke), and she responds by telling me that my responses are old and boring and a bit predictable, and I get no points. So, I hit a nice volley with “I’m not shooting for points, so I don’t care!” Yeah, I know. Weak Sauce. I agree, but I’m half-involved in my work, so I can’t be on my game always.
Now, keep in mind that I’m going mountain biking for 10 days and leave in a week, she’s staying here. So, how does she respond? With dyn-O-mite.
“don’t be surprised if I move to Buenos Aires with Marcos while you’re off bunny-hoping dirt clogs”
That’s funny stuff. No doubt about it. It’s funny because Marcos is this awesome Flash developer that was working in our office for a few weeks who’s from Argentina, works in Tokyo, moving to the states, and is one smart, smart puppy.
I love that she threatens with infidelity while I’m off bunny-hopping dirt clogs. That’s great stuff.
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