Glaspey’s welcome a new member to the family

September 13, 2007

I’m very happy to announce that at approximately 12:35 pm this afternoon, I welcomed a new member of the family… into… the family…

My new baby boy

Right now I’m playing with what to call him.

Steve? DJ? Lance?

I think I’m gonna have to get to know him a bit before I rush into a name, but all your suggestions are welcome.

By the way, he’s the youngest of 7, if you don’t count the ugly step-child Holly brought into the family. He’ll fit in as the dirt-jumping boy (hence the name “DJ”), and hopefully get along with his brothers Freeride (also very young), Azonic (very old in bike years), XC (my first foster child), Rocky (my first son from a previous relationship), Masi (my 2-year-old roadie), and Classic Steel (my oldest, but most recent foster child).

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10 Responses

  1. I hope you smash your balls on the top tube.

  2. I am so going to beat the shit out of you this weekend!!!!
    How about naming that piece of shit the Grandchild my mother will never have????????????????????Or——-name it Gina as in Damn Gina?

  3. that was mean!!! i hope your mom beats you hard.
    nice bike though.

  4. name it “thunderpants”.

    “thunder…thunder…thunderpants! HO!”

  5. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. You are a cruel little man. When Mom is done with you, I am going to kick the remaining shit-lets out of you. Seriously. NOT cool to send that to your sister who has to rely on her Brother-IN-LAW to provide a nephew, much less to send it to your long-suffering mother. Just sadistic. And don’t even get me started on owning 7 bikes…..

  6. asshole.

  7. I don’t care what anyone else says…sweet bike! I think seven bikes is just about right…for a young family.

  8. I thought you already smashed your balls on the top tube?! And that is why the new member of your family is, of course, a bike instead of a baby….no more juice to squeeze as they say…

  9. Congratulations! You almost have enough to field an entire futbol team!

  10. Lets go off some sweet jumps sometime…