So, I take no credit for this, but it’s too good not to post. My buddy Aaron Robnett just instant messaged me, and I was blown away by this reality.
The Cubs pitcher is named: Kosuke Fukudome,

And in the words of Aaron:
New Cubs pitcher has the best name ever
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3151725
Ko Sucky Fuck You Do Me
sorry about the foul language and crass post, but this is what I think is funny.
I was wrong. He’s not a pitcher he’s an outfileder. I would love to be sitting in the outfield bleachers on a hot summer day at Shea to hear what the boozed up fans come up with for that guy.