So, blah blah blah, sucks for Portland. Greg Oden is hurt… What a great time to make fun of the rich athletes.
I got into my office this morning and my buddy Matt King is sitting really quiet at his desk. After a few minutes, he looks over and instant messages me OdenRant. You type in [...]
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The Onion: How Absolutely F-ed up TV News Reporting is-Missing Girl Probably Raped
Published by September 11th, 2007 in funny and rants. 0 CommentsI hate modern news coverage. HATE THEM!!! During the Utah Mining incident, I got physically ill by CNN within 3 minutes of watching. Completely selling the tragedy of others for their own financial gain. Adding nothing, but continually revolving, empty words to take up space until another NEWS FLASH comes in. It’s so bad that [...]
What would happen if you spoke like you commented
Published by August 30th, 2007 in funny. 0 CommentsThe more time you spend in front of computers will have a direct relationship to how funny you think this is.
The Hasselhoffian Recursion - Or: An endless stream of Hasselhoff’s Crotch
Published by August 15th, 2007 in funny. 0 CommentsBlessings are handed out left and right today folks.
Get yours here:
It only took this person 2 hours and 30 minutes to completely draw the Mona Lisa in MS Paint. Imagine the skill involved, and what they can do with real drawing tools… Amazing.
Mona Lisa in MS Paint - video powered by Metacafe
Grapes turn into wine really easy
Published by August 13th, 2007 in funny and wanderthoughts. 1 CommentSo, I bought a bundle of grapes last week, and put them in a bowl in our office kitchen. Throughout the week I would get coffee or something, and I’d grab a handful of grapes. Pretty nice to have available.
Then, this morning, I walk over and am waiting for my breakfast to microwave, and I [...]
This is amazing. And I totally wish I was in this class. I have to say, teachers like this make people learn.
For those of you who don’t remember, watch this old video of Lionel Richie (bottom), Hello; then watch the following experiment.
I don’t think it would be as funny if it wasn’t Lionel.
Behold: The BACONATOR!
I’ve never been so happy about someone trying to kill me.
This is crazy. And beautiful. And wrong/right in so many ways.
I am afraid I may spontaneously ignite in fire.
Get it at Wendy’s.
UPDATE: I had this, and let me just say: It looked NOTHING like this photograph. It was soggy, smashed, gooey, and kind [...]
My friend Matt is so full of ROCK! that he might kill you with his power-chord tuned Stella Fireball. With every burst of the throttle, with every gulp of gasoline, ROCK! is released into the atmosphere, and for those who aren’t paying attention and proper tribute, they burst into flame.
Be terrified.
I recently got this in my inbox at work, and the whole office ground to a halt for at least 10 minutes as we watched in horror/amazement.
So, here’s the freakiest part. I instantly knew what movies this was. Instantly.
Does anyone else out there want to guess?
Leave your guesses in the comments and later this afternoon [...]
