Archive for the 'funny' Category



Introducing a major breakthrough in brownie technology

My wife loves brownies, and frankly, so do I. Although I try not to eat them, because they are the devil in my mouth.
However, one problem we always have is that both Holly and I both love the corners and edges, and Holly has no problem cutting out the four corners and eating those first, [...]

Best Cat Photos of all TIME

My friend Matt sent me the greatest collection of cat photos EVAR!!!

I’ve fully become the weird cat person who loves this stuff. Geek meet Kitty.
what have I become?

I’m going to be a really bad dad.

I pretty much think this is the funniest video ever. And I feel bad about that, but it doesn’t change anything. I’m still gonna do this kind of stuff with my kids (should I ever have any).
Man, this is priceless.
http://funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925

So, my wife is pretty funny.

I’m sitting at work, and I instant message Holly the details on going to help my friend move tonight. The only request my friends have is if we can bring over some beer. So, I give Holly a few options, letting her know how many people are going to be there, and whether or not [...]

I hate this man.

Every day since I was 14 I’ve gotten up and looked in the mirror to see if my beard was coming in. During high school football, all the guys decided to not shave until we lost, nobody could tell I was participating. After college I realized my hope might not be realized. Since then I’ve [...]

Right now is the most important part of your day.

Have you ever been sitting at your desk, working away, had the headphones on, listening to a little rock, and suddenly realized “if I don’t go poop within 14 seconds, something terrible is going to happen in which I may never recover.”?
Yeah, happens to me about once a day, too.

Genisis 19: Total Insanity

I’m going back and forth on if this is totally sacrilegious; wondering if I’ll go to hell just for laughing at it, and on the flip side, being “well, that’s a weird way of summing up what really happened. Who said the Bible was boring…”
I’m not sure. You tell me.

Sometimes my eyelids bleed

So, I’ve been dang busy lately. Like, really busy. But the crazy thing is, I’m not complaining. I love the work I’m doing right now. And, the guys I’m working with are a lot of fun.
And we get sexy new toys. Check out these mothers:

This is Justin getting Amped about our new Xserves.

Here they [...]

Al Michaels is either a genius or insane.

While watching Sunday Night Football last night on NBC, (See rant about NBC here) Al Michaels made one of the most bizarre comments I’ve ever heard come out of the booth. “Ed Hochuli has the best biceps in all official-dom.” They then went on to discuss how Ed probably hates winter games where he has [...]

Don’t Forget your Keys, Wallet, and Celly!!!

This is just plain awesome. From Mathowie.