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Killing the playground workouts

So, some of you may or may not know that I’m working out at a CrossFit gym (CrossFit H.E.L.). There we do pull-ups (kipping pull-ups* more often than dead-hang pull-ups) pretty often. Yesterday I did 45 along with a plethora of other activities as part of our morning workout. Crazy. (keep in mind that I didn’t do them all at once, but that’s still a ton of pull-ups).

Today our gym posted this video on their website. It’s frickin’ crazy. A couple of urban workouts performed on kids playground equipment, doing things I’ve never seen. Well, I’ve never seen it because I’ve never gotten to see video of myself pulling these moves off that is…

* A kipping pull-up is a gymnastic move, description taken from here.

“Short version: Kipping allows more work to be done in less time, thus increasing power output. It is also a full-body coordination movement when performed correctly, which applies more functionally to real-life application of pulling skills. Last, but not least, the hip motion of an effective kip mirrors the motion of the olympic lifts/kettlebell swings, adding to it’s function as a posterior-chain developer.”

Everyone can benefit from good marketing

My man Courtney sent me this little nugget, and I have to say. “Hells Yeah.”

Ninjas killed my family, need money for Kung-Fu lessons

Obviously, here’s a guy that recognizes ninjas are hot right now. And also that everyone loves a good revenge story. Writing, marketing, knowing your audience… All techniques of the master marketer.

Austrailian throws the ultimate party, and isn’t that sorry

Take Risky Business, Brett from Flight of the Conchords, and a dash of Van Wilder and what do you have? This guy:


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I love the last line. And everything he has to say about his sunglasses.

Japanese Bug Fights

Wow… Wow.

I got turned on to some Japanese Bug Fights this afternoon and I’m both repulsed and amazed. I know, I know. It’s wrong. If these were puppies we’d all be freaking out and the authorities would be called in, but for some reason, bugs are different, and who am I to judge.

There’s a whole site dedicated to this at, you guessed it, japanesebugfights.com. Who turned me on to this masterpiece of horror? I know him only as Pagecrusher, who put it so poetically I had to mention it here:

My discovery of japanesebugfights.com is akin to the prepubescent epiphanic revelation of masturbation. Only with more clawing and poison.

Here’s a link to pagecrusher’s twitter stream, which is the best one I follow. http://twitter.com/pagecrusher

What do you think, is it wrong?

This kid knows what’s up

Like this little toddler, I can barely contain myself when bacon is near me, but he has to learn, raw, uncooked bacon can kill you, so settle down and wait for the grill to get hot…

Bacon not done yet

I would cry too

My buddy Dave went to Tahiti for Christmas this year. Here’s a little photo of his two kids with santa. They’re both crying.

Slama Christmas

The guy is probably nice and all, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t make one scary looking santa. I love it.

Jack in the Box Swingers Commercial

Are you frickin’ kidding me? This is maybe the best commercial of all time. And without a doubt the best fast food commercial, EVAR.

Check out the dude; gold chain, feathered hair, amazing mustache… This is incredible. And the punchline?

“Let’s make a Jack sandwich.”

Genius.

Italian Spiderman

Here’s a little gem for you all, Italian Spiderman.

This could easily be the legit, real thing. A crappy movie from way-back-when. OR, it could be a brilliant parody of a genre, filled in like a Wes Anderson movie.

Regardless, it’s beautiful and moving, and fun to watch. Viva La Spidey Italiano.

Get 28 Free NES iPhone Ringtones

I put together an Excitebike ringtone for my iPhone the other day, and showed it off to my man Matt King. He, of course, took that idea and went Berzerker on it, and put together a zip file with 28 classic NES theme songs, all ready for your iPhone-y goodness.

You can get the ringtones here, and you’ll want to make use of Rogue Amoeba’s excellent and free MakeiPhoneRingtone here.

Here is a list of what he has for you:

Blaster Master Area 1
Blaster Master Area 2
Goonies 2 Theme
Castlevania Level 1
Contra Level 1
Double Dragon
Excitebike
Kid Icarus World 1
RC Pro Am Opening
Legend of Zelda Overworld
Little Nemo
Metroid Spacey
Metroid Zebes
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Workout
Mega Man 1 Elecman
Mega Man 2 Boss Selection
Mega Man 2 Opening
Mega Man 2 Wily
Mega Man 2 Woodman
Super Mario Bros. 1
Super Mario Bros. 1 Out of Time
Super Mario Bros. 3 Powerup
Super Mario Bros. 3 Star
Super Mario Bros. 3 Underground
Wizards & Warriors 1 Castle
Wizards & Warriors 1 Low Energy
Wizards & Warriors 2 Air
Wizards & Warriors 2 Fire

New Cubs Pitcher has best name EVAR!!! (foul language warning)

So, I take no credit for this, but it’s too good not to post. My buddy Aaron Robnett just instant messaged me, and I was blown away by this reality.

The Cubs pitcher is named: Kosuke Fukudome,

Kosuke Fukdome

And in the words of Aaron:

New Cubs pitcher has the best name ever

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3151725

Ko Sucky Fuck You Do Me

sorry about the foul language and crass post, but this is what I think is funny.